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AAJ meri purani girlfriend ki call aayi,
Kehne lagi kaise ho?
Maine kaha tumhare jaisa,
Kehti tum bhi pregnant ho kya? 🙄😳😁😜🙈🙉🙆
Today, my old girlfriend called me,
She asked, "How are you?"
I replied, "Just like you."
She jokingly asked, "Are you pregnant too?" 🙄😳😁😜🙈🙉🙆
Larki se kisi ne poocha, "Yeh batao aqal bari ya bheins?"
Larki boli, "Mujhe pagal nahin banao,
Pehle dono ki tareekh-e-paidaish batao." 😂
Someone asked the girl, "Tell me, is wisdom greater or a buffalo?" The girl replied, "Don't make me crazy, First, tell me the dates of birth for both." 😂
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Khudkushi ka naya tareeqa apnaaun ga. Main tujhe chhod kar tumhari saheli ko pataaun ga. Kisi ko khone ka gham kya hota hai, yeh kal raat pataa chala. Jab mung phali ka ek sabaat dana chhilko mein gum ho gaya. Log kehte hain nafrat kharab cheez hai, Tu muhabbat ne hamein kaun sa jhoola jhulaya. Ek to mujhe yaar ki judaai maar gayi, Aur doosra khubsoorat hamsaaye maar gayi. Chali jaati hain aaye din woh beauty parlour, Maqsad hai jawaan lagna, misaalein hoor ho jaana. Lekin mukhtarma ko samajh kyun nahi aati, Mumkin hi nahi kishmish ka phir se angoor ho jaana.
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